Richard Cummins - I'm A Notary Lyrics

Richard Cummins – I’m A Notary Lyrics

I see them on the sidewalk,
Looking through the glass
Then they walk right past.
Should somebody come in…
I’d gladly sit them down and I’d fill them in:

“I have been instated by a regulating body;
I went to school when everybody went and partied…
So I could handle their affairs.
Everybody has so very many cares…”

“So I’m a Notary!
Appointed by Official Government Authority
Distinct from Judiciary:
Domestic Deeds, Affairs and Power Of Attorney”

She opens up the door,
With a single piece of paper but I hope for more.
Embosser in my hand,
Affirming and confirming I apply the stamp

“So I’m a Notary!
Appointed by Official Government Authority
Distinct from Judiciary:
Domestic Deeds, Affairs and Power Of Attorney”

Ahhhhh Ahhhhh
Oooooh

“So I could handle their affairs….”

Yes,
I’m a Notary! A Symbol of a Systematic Nobility
A Circular Depiction, enforcing Common Law in a Foreign Jurisdiction
Based in Civility, Administrating Oaths with a sense of Propriety
Yes, I’m a Notary! Appointed by Official Government Authority

…I’m a Notary…

[Lyrics to I’m A Notary by Richard Cummins]